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“Real Housewife of Atlanta” Porsha Williams turned herself in last night for beating up her co-star during Andy Cohen’s reunion special.
That is what her mugshot looks like.
Since Porsha’s beatdown and subsequent jailhouse booking photo, women everywhere are clamoring to get Porsha’s “jail look.”
That contour, that fuchsia lip, that flawless forehead. Here’s how to GET THE LOOK.
First, show up to a “Real Housewives of Atlanta” reunion special, looking like Cinderella.
Get into a heated exchange with co-star Kenya Moore.
Get so aggravated that you have to snatch Kenya’s wand, like this...
...and pull her down to the floor.
Now let’s watch that progression again.
Then, wait a few weeks, hire your favorite makeup artist, turn yourself in to the police, take a booking photo, pay $2,000 bail and get the eff out of there.
And that’s how you can recreate Porsha Williams’ glam springtime makeup look for the next time you’re arrested.
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